Off with His Head” Sword & Crown Mug | Bold 11 oz Gift
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Rule the Day — One Decisive Sip at a Time ⚔️👑
Raise your mug, issue your decree, and let the world know who’s running the kingdom. The “Off with His Head” Mug isn’t shy about its agenda: it’s here to crown you sovereign of the morning routine and lop the sluggishness straight off your to-do list. A cartoon crown glints above a gleaming sword, flanked by the infamous proclamation that struck fear into courtiers (and now stirs envy in open-plan offices).
Why This Mug Deserves a Place in Your Court
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Dramatic Centrepiece – The bold, storybook lettering and playful sword-and-crown duo instantly command attention. Set it on your desk and watch conversations (or capitulations) begin.
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Built Like a Bastion – Cast from premium, lead- and BPA-free ceramic, then finished with a high-gloss glaze worthy of palace chandeliers. The artwork stays vibrant through countless dishwasher sieges and microwave rescues.
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Perfectly Portioned Power – 11 oz (0.33 l) is the sweet spot: generous enough for a frothy cappuccino, precise enough for a deadly dark roast before dawn patrol.
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Grip of the Monarch – The ergonomic C-handle accommodates everything from dainty royal fingers to gauntleted fist-bumps. No slippage, even when you’re waving away unsolicited advice from the peanut gallery.
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Zero-Treason Safety – Tested and certified food-safe, so the only danger about this mug is its attitude.
Who Will Kneel Before Its Brilliance?
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History Buffs & Literature Lovers – Pair with a leather-bound tome and reignite the War of the Roses at the breakfast table.
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Office Ringleaders – Inspire teams, terrify deadlines, and stake your claim on the communal kettle.
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Drama Queens & Kings – Because subtlety is overrated and caffeine deserves theatrics.
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Cosplay & Ren-Faire Fans – Sip mead (or mocha) between jousts while staying historically adjacent.
Gift Scenarios That Guarantee a Loyal Following
Birthday dominion-claimers, Valentine’s day nobles, graduated law students plotting courtroom coups, or new managers sharpening their leadership style—wrap the mug in crimson tissue, attach a wax-sealed note, and enjoy the gasps of delighted dread.
Royal Specs at a Glance
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Material: 100 % ceramic, glossy finish
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Capacity: 11 oz / 0.33 l
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Care: Dishwasher & microwave safe (top-rack, no dungeon required)
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Origin: Blank responsibly sourced from China; printed with pride in the UK
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Safety: Lead- & BPA-free
Swift, Sovereign Shipping
Orders depart the castle within 1–3 working days. Royal Mail (naturally) delivers UK parcels in 2–5 days; international subjects can expect their tribute in roughly 7–14 days, customs permitting. Tracking scrolls arrive straight to your inbox.
Honourable Returns & Replacements
If your mug shows up chipped, cracked, or in any way unfit for the throne, email hello@keolix.com within seven days—our courtiers will dispatch a replacement or refund faster than you can shout “guards!” Changed your mind? Return the unused mug within 14 days for a no-quibble refund (buyer covers return postage unless we’ve blundered).
Join the Keolix Court
We craft mugs, cards, and prints that turn dull routines into dramatic sagas. Follow our shop for new drops, exclusive rewards, and designs that help you command attention without uttering a single word.
Ready to seize the crown? Click Add to Basket, fire up the kettle, and decree greatness over every sip. Because when you hold this mug, the day bends the knee to you—or, well… off with its head!
💜 About KEOLIX
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
