World's Biggest Prick Sticker – Funny Cactus Vinyl Decal

For when your decor needs a little more... edge.
The "World’s Biggest Prick" Sticker delivers a dose of sarcastic sass wrapped in a cactus costume — perfect for those of us who like our humor dry, spiky, and maybe just a tiny bit offensive.

Whether you're roasting yourself, calling out your mate, or just decorating like the bold little legend you are, this sticker gets the job done with zero subtlety and full prick energy.

🌵 The Sticker Design: Rude, But Make It Cute

Featuring a feisty cartoon cactus, arms up and attitude loud, alongside the phrase "World’s Biggest Prick" — this one doesn’t whisper. It yells across the desert.

It’s giving:

• Plant humor with a punch

• Office prank sticker supreme

• Self-aware sass for the emotionally sunburnt

Perfect for anyone who’s not afraid to laugh at themselves (or someone else).

💻 Where to Stick Your Sass:

• Laptop: Because your emails already scream this

• Water bottle or tumbler: Hydrate like a hostile houseplant

• Notebook or planner: Organize your chaos with a smirk

• Car bumper or mirror: Road rage meets plant rage

• Bathroom wall or locker door: For unsolicited life commentary

Wherever it lands, expect side-eyes, giggles, and “OMG where did you get that?”

🎁 Perfect Gift For:

• The coworker with no filter

• Your mate who thrives on chaos

• Plant parents with dark humor

• Your ex (ok maybe not... unless)

• Yourself, because you deserve a good laugh

It’s the ultimate icebreaker at parties, desk drop-ins, or passive-aggressive Secret Santas.

💧 Waterproof. Durable. Emotionally Unavailable.

Made from premium waterproof vinyl, this sticker is:

• Fade-proof and vibrant

• Scratch-resistant for that daily rough-and-tumble

• Outdoor-safe and ready for all weather

• Removable with no residue (but emotionally... maybe not)

Available in:

• 1 sticker – for a subtle attack

• 3 pack – one for each personality

• 6 pack – full-scale sticker warfare

📦 Shipping Info

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• 🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 business days

• 🌍 International: 7–14 business days

• Tracking included on applicable orders

Shipped flat and protected — because attitude needs armor.

🔁 Returns & Support

Sticker arrive scratched, wrong, or not rude enough?
We got you.

• Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days

• Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized items

• Refunds processed once returned in OG condition

Fast. Friendly. Fierce about customer care.

💌 KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we make stickers that speak for you — especially when you’re too polite to say it out loud. Whether you're in your villain arc or just love a laugh, our designs are made to stick with you and leave a mark.

Because sometimes, you're just the biggest prick in the room. And honestly? Own it.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.