You, Sir, Are a Fish! – Funny Quirky Greeting Card

💌 "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" – Quirky Cowboy & Fish Design Greeting Card

🤠 Bring Laughter with "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" Greeting Card

Add humor to someone’s day with the "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" card. Featuring a playful cowboy and fish illustration, this design is bold, funny, and guaranteed to grab attention.

Perfect for quirky birthdays, inside jokes, or just a fun surprise, it’s a playful tribute to humor-loving individuals.

💌 Why This Works for Any Fun-Loving Recipient

🐟 Bold and Playful Design

The "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" phrase, paired with a quirky cowboy and fish, is a unique and memorable way to spread laughter. The bright red background adds extra fun to the greeting. Whether it's a birthday, a special event, or just a random surprise, this design entertains every time.

✍️ Blank Interior for Your Personal Message

The inside is blank, so you can add a personal touch. Write a funny, heartfelt, or silly note. The is yours to customize for any occasion.

🖐 Handmade in the UK

Printed on premium cardstock, each KEOLIX design is crafted with quality in mind. It’s not mass-produced — it’s a special creation that will be cherished as a keepsake.

📏 Available Sizes for Any Occasion

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Small and sweet

• A5 – A classic size

• A4 – Larger for big messages

Each comes with a matching kraft envelope, eco-friendly and ready for gifting.

🎯 Ideal For:

• Birthdays – A funny way to celebrate a fun-loving friend

• Thank You Notes – Add humor to your gratitude

• “Just Because” – Surprise someone with a laugh

• Friendship & Family – Perfect for siblings, parents, co-workers, or friends

• Inside Jokes – If “You, Sir, Are a Fish!” is part of your lingo, this is perfect

🎁 Make It Even More Memorable

Want to pair this card with something extra? Add one of our handmade collections or create a custom gift box. This card will make any gift more fun.

🚚 Shipping & Returns Information

• Ships in 1–3 business days

• UK delivery: 2–5 working days

• International delivery: 7–14 working days (subject to customs delays)

• Tracked shipping available at checkout

Returns accepted for non-personalized items within 14 days.
If the arrives damaged or incorrect, email hello@keolix.com and we’ll fix it.

🧠 Why This Works

• It’s funny: Unique design and playful message make it memorable.

• It’s bold: This design will stand out on any shelf or desk.

• It’s versatile: Perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, or just a fun surprise.

• It’s a keepsake: It’s funny enough to be kept as a memento.

🐟 Waffle Bonus — Because Every Fun Person Needs Extra Humor

The “You, Sir, Are a Fish!” card is all about fun. It captures the light-hearted side of life in a way that’s both funny and memorable. Perfect for anyone who appreciates humor and a quirky, unexpected greeting. It’s a design that goes beyond just being funny; it’s a piece of humor they’ll hold onto and smile at every time they see it.

💛 Order Your "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" Design Today

Don’t wait for a special occasion to make someone’s day.
Order your “You, Sir, Are a Fish!” card now and bring laughter to a friend, family member, or anyone who needs a smile.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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