Insurance W*nker – Funny Birthday Card
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🧑💼🎉 "Insurance W*nker" – Hilarious Birthday Card for Lighthearted Celebrations
🌟 Celebrate Birthdays with a Quirky Insurance Twist!
Searching for a birthday card that's unique, memorable, and hilarious?
The "Insurance W*nker" birthday card delivers just the right amount of cheeky humor — featuring a cheerful insurance policy character proudly holding a birthday cake while wearing a party hat!
Designed to spark laughter and affection, this card is perfect for insurance professionals, office mates, friends, or anyone who appreciates clever, light-hearted humor.
Celebrate their special day with a card that’s thoughtful, bold, and guaranteed to stand out.
💬 Why You’ll Love This Funny Birthday Card
🧑💼 Laugh-Out-Loud Humor
Nothing says "I love and know you" better than tailored humor! This design plays off insurance lingo in the most hilarious way, adding personality to your birthday wishes.
🎉 Bold, Cheerful Design
With vibrant colors, crisp printing, and a cute character ready to party, the visual appeal matches the wit — creating an experience from the moment they open the envelope.
♻️ Eco-Conscious Craftsmanship
Printed on high-quality, recyclable paper and packaged plastic-free, you can feel good about gifting sustainably while making someone smile.
👑 Features:
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Sizes Available:
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A4 — Big laughs, bigger memories
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A5 — Classic, easy to post or hand-deliver
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8") — Compact but packed with fun
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Material: Premium eco-friendly cardstock, smooth and sturdy in hand
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Finish: Crisp colors and sleek texture for a polished, professional feel
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Interior: Blank — so you can unleash your funniest or most heartfelt birthday wishes
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Envelope: Matching stylish envelope included for easy gifting
📏 Perfect for Every Birthday Scenario:
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Coworkers and Office Friends 📈: Spice up a boring workday
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Family Members 🎂: Show you appreciate their humor (and patience)
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Best Friends 💌: Add a personal, playful twist to your friendship
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Insurance Professionals 🧑💻: The ultimate inside joke they'll actually appreciate
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Comedy Lovers 🎭: For anyone who loves a clever card that isn’t cookie-cutter
🧠 Bonus Waffle – Humor is the Best Gift
Let’s be real: socks are great, flowers are sweet... but laughter?
Laughter is unforgettable.
The "Insurance W*nker" card isn't just a piece of stationery — it’s a mini-moment of connection.
It says:
"I see you, I get you, and I love you enough to make you snort-laugh today."
And honestly, in a world that moves fast, giving someone a laugh they'll remember is a better gift than anything off a shelf.
Funny cards aren't just about being witty — they're about making memories.
🌎 Sustainability Matters Here
At Keolix, we believe kindness to people should extend to the planet.
That's why our cards are printed on recyclable cardstock and packaged plastic-free.
Small choices make a big difference — just like small laughs turn into big smiles.
Choose a card that reflects your sense of humor and your values.
📦 Shipping & Returns Information
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Processing Time: 1–3 business days
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UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
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International Delivery: 7–14 business days (subject to customs processing)
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Tracked Shipping: Available — stay updated at every stage
Returns/Refunds:
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Damaged or wrong item? Contact us within 7 days for a free replacement or full refund.
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Lost package? Full replacement or refund after 14 days (UK) or 30 days (international).
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Changed your mind? Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unused cards.
Need help? Email hello@keolix.com — we’ll handle it with care.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
