Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid – Funny Cartoon Greeting

🍒 Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid – The Card That’s Unapologetically Unhinged

Step aside, basic greetings — this card didn’t come to play.
“Join a Cult, Drink the Kool-Aid” is a chaotic-good masterpiece for the friend who definitely says “I’m normal” with suspiciously wide eyes. With a cartoon jug that looks like it's about to lead a revolution, this card is pure mischief in paper form.

💀 What's the Vibe?

This card is your inner weirdo unleashed. It says:
“You’re my kind of strange.”
“You get it.”
“You’d follow me into the wilderness if snacks were provided.”

Bold, irreverent, and a little bit unhinged — it’s the perfect antidote to boring cards with cursive fonts and predictable quotes.

😈 Who’s It For?

• That friend who sends you unhinged memes at 2AM

• Your sibling who calls you “cult leader” because of your skincare routine

• Your work bestie who's ready to snap and start a commune

Perfect for birthdays, “thinking of you,” or just emotionally supporting someone through capitalism with dark humor and a glitter pen.

🧃 Sizes Available:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – Cute & compact

• A5 – Crowd fave

• A4 Go big or go full cult

Comes with a crisp kraft envelope for mailing, hoarding, or discreet altar placement.

🖨️ Print Quality – We Don’t Mess Around

Printed on luxury cardstock with punchy, high-def colours, this card is made to last longer than your friend’s latest conspiracy phase. The cartoon jug and bold slogan pop, delivering visual sass and shelf appeal.

✍️ Blank Inside – Unleash Your Chaos

Write a manifesto. A coded message. Or just “LOL JOIN US” in red marker.
The inside is blank, so you can be as heartfelt or chaotic as your vibe demands.

🎯 Why This Card Slaps

• Dark humor done right

• Instantly displayable — fridge, desk, secret bunker

• Actually makes people laugh (instead of that pity-smile other cards get)

Whether it’s a gift topper or the whole gift — this card holds its own.

🚚 Shipping & Returns

• Dispatch time: 1–3 biz days

• UK delivery: 2–5 days

• International: 7–14 days (customs speed not guaranteed, unfortunately)

If your card arrives wrong or wrecked, email us within 7 days and we’ll sort it — fast.

Returns accepted within 14 days (non-personalised items only). Buyer pays return shipping unless we messed up.

📧 Contact: hello@keolix.com

🖤 KEOLIX – Where Cards Go Off Script

At KEOLIX, we don’t make cards that sit quietly.
We make statement pieces.
Inside jokes on premium cardstock.
Spicy little reminders that life’s too short for boring paper.

So if you're gonna send a message — make it a little dangerous. A little dazzling.
A little... cult-y.

✨ Add to Cart and Join the Fun

This card is the Kool-Aid you do want to drink.
Order now and let the unhinged joy commence.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.