I Love You One Million Red M&M's – Funny Love Card

I Love You One Million Red M&M’s.
Because "I love you" isn’t enough when you’re obsessed. This is the kind of card you give someone when you want to say “You’re sweet, you’re silly, and you’ve completely taken over my life like a million tiny red cartoon candies.”

It’s cheeky, cute, nostalgic AF, and just the right amount of dramatic.
Basically: it’s you. On cardstock.

🍬 WHEN YOU WANT TO BE A LITTLE UNHINGED (IN A CUTE WAY)

Whether it’s for Christmas, Valentine’s, an anniversary, or just a random "Hey, I love you so much I counted out a million candies in your honour" moment—this card says it all. It’s:

• Romantic without being cringe

• Funny without trying too hard

• Cute without needing emojis

🎄 WHY IT’S A HOLIDAY WINNER

Picture this: You’ve wrapped your gift. You’ve nailed the vibes. But now you need the perfect card to tie it all together. This one delivers:

• A playful pun that’s lowkey genius

• A retro candy-inspired vibe that hits those cozy nostalgia notes

• A design that pops—visually and emotionally

The red M&M characters? Iconic.
The vibe? Wholesome chaos.
The message? Clear. You're obsessed, and you're proud.

💌 WHO IS THIS CARD FOR?

Honestly? Anyone who makes your heart feel like it’s been dipped in chocolate and rolled in sugar.

Perfect for:

• Your boyfriend who’s allergic to sappiness but loves snacks

• Your girlfriend who pretends she’s not romantic but keeps every card you’ve ever written

• That person who says “I don’t want anything for Christmas” but definitely wants this

📐 CARD SIZE OPTIONS

Choose your chaos level:

• A6 (4.1 x 5.8”) – Petite but packs a punch

• A5 – Your standard dose of sugar

• A4 – The deluxe sweet tooth edition

Printed on lush, thick cardstock that makes the red pop and your words land even harder. Comes with a matching envelope because we like to keep it classy even when we’re being ridiculous.

🌿 PREMIUM CARD + PLANET FRIENDLY

You don’t have to trade cuteness for conscience. We print using eco-conscious materials so you can love hard and tread lightly. It’s sustainable, bold, and totally giftable.

✏️ THE BLANK INTERIOR (AKA, YOUR TIME TO SHINE)

The inside’s blank, babe—because your love isn’t one-size-fits-all.
Write a poem, a pun, a paragraph, or just draw a little candy heart with your initials.
This is your space to make them melt.

🖤 WHY THIS CARD?

Because love deserves to be loud. And weird. And covered in red candy.
Because you're extra, and you need your stationery to match.
Because it's a little playful, a little sweet, and completely unforgettable—just like your love life.

This isn’t a card that gets tossed. It’s one they keep.
On the fridge.
In a box.
Tucked in their sock drawer for emergencies when they need a serotonin boost.

🛒 CALL TO ACTION

Click Add to Cart and make their day sweeter than a thousand red candies.
(Okay, a million. We said what we said.)
Give the gift of weird, wonderful love—and watch them grin like a kid in a sweet shop.

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS

We dispatch orders in 1–3 business days.
UK delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 days (please allow for customs delays)
Returns on non-personalized items within 14 days.
Need help? Message us anytime—we’re here to make sure your love notes land safely.

💌 THE KEOLIX BRAND BLOCK

At Keolix, we believe in cards that hit different.
We don’t do basic. We do bold, emotional, chaotic-good paper goods for people who feel everything.
Shop more cards, join the rewards squad, and browse art prints that actually speak your language at Keolix
Got questions? Email us at hello@keolix.com

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.