Thanks for Always Being Older – Funny Birthday Card

“Thanks for Always Being Older Than Me” – A Floral Roast in Disguise

Celebrate the gift of aging (on someone else’s behalf) with our cheeky and charming "Thanks for Always Being Older Than Me" card. Because nothing says “I adore you” like rubbing in that extra candle on their cake… but doing it classy.

Designed with minimalist floral elegance and a message that hits right where it tickles, this card blends humor, style, and sentiment into one unforgettable keepsake.

🌿 Why It Works:

💐 Elegant Simplicity
Beautiful floral border. Clean design. Zero clutter. It’s grown-up, graceful, and gives you all the power of a good roast without any mess.

😂 Cheeky Humor
The message is light, witty, and perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, or that random moment when you feel like reminding someone they were born a little too early.

💌 Emotional Punch
This card says what we’re all thinking — thank God you’re older, not me. It’s playful, loving, and just sarcastic enough to make them laugh out loud.

✨ Card Details:

• Available Sizes:
  • A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – small, sweet, easy to pop in a frame
  • A5  – the classic go-to size
  • A4  – big enough for a longer roast or heartfelt note

• Design:
  • Minimalist floral border
  • Message: “Thanks for Always Being Older Than Me”
  • Perfectly balanced layout that works for both genders

• Interior:
  • Blank inside – freedom to write something savage, sweet, or both

• Paper Quality:
  • Printed on premium cardstock with smooth finish
  • Feels luxe in the hand and stands the test of time (unlike their memory)

• Envelope:
  • Included, so you’re always ready to post or deliver it with a wink

💡 Who’s It For?

This card is great for:

• Birthdays: A gentle jab for your older partner, sibling, or bestie

• Anniversaries: Because aging together is funnier when you’re behind

• Mother’s/Father’s Day: Remind them who the real adult is

• Friendship moments: A guaranteed laugh

• Anyone with a wicked sense of humor

🎁 A Card That Stays on the Fridge

This isn’t one of those cards they throw away. This gets pinned, framed, quoted, and screenshotted. It’s the perfect blend of sass and class — a funny reminder of the special place you hold in their heart (and how you’ll always be younger).

🛒 Add to Cart — Before They Catch Up to You

Don’t wait for the next wrinkle. Order now and give them a moment of joy wrapped in elegance and wit. Whether you’re close by or sending love from afar, this is the kind of card that lands with a smirk and a warm fuzzy feeling.

🚚 SHIPPING & RETURNS:

Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs delays may apply)

🔁 REFUND POLICY:

• Wrong or damaged card? Email within 7 days with a photo

• Lost mail?
  • UK: Contact after 14 days
  • International: After 30 days

• Returns: Accepted within 14 days (non-personalized only). Buyer covers return postage unless the error is ours.

• Refunds: Sent to original payment method after return or issue resolution

📧 Contact us: hello@keolix.com

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