Watermelon Greeting Card
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🍉 "If You Were a Fruit..." – Quirky Watermelon Greeting Card
Cheeky, cheerful, and just the right amount of fruity.
This Watermelon Greeting Card isn’t just a note — it’s a vibe. A fun, flirtatious way to say “you matter” without sounding like a Hallmark clone.
It reads:
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple... but watermelon is a close second."
And yes, it's the juiciest compliment they’ll get all year.
📦 Card Features
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Fresh and Flirty Design: A playful pun and a bright watermelon graphic bring instant smiles.
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Three Size Options: Choose A6 (compact & cute), A4 (bold and roomy), or the classic A5
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Premium Cardstock: Thick, high-quality feel — no flimsy nonsense here.
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Blank Inside: Space for heartfelt notes, inside jokes, or spontaneous declarations of love.
❤️ Emotional Benefits / Use-Case
This card does what most gifts can’t —
It makes them laugh, makes them feel seen, and leaves a memory.
Perfect for:
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The best friend who deserves a smile
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Your partner, when you want to be silly and sweet
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Your crush, when you're being lowkey flirty
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Anyone who’s feeling down and needs a juicy pick-me-up
This isn’t just a card.
It’s a reminder that life can be fun, light, and full of fruit-based affection.
🎁 Gift Potential
You don’t need a big occasion to give something bright and funny.
This card shines on:
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Birthdays
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Friendship Day
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Random Tuesday surprises
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Breakup comfort packages
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Your “oops I forgot but I still love you” moment
It slips easily into a gift bag or pairs with a pun-themed present for maximum impact.
Thoughtful doesn’t have to mean serious.
👛 Practical Use
Not every card needs to be sappy.
Sometimes, all it takes is a pun and a fruit to say “I adore you.”
Stick it on the fridge.
Pin it on a corkboard.
Add it to your stationery stash for when words fail and fruit prevails.
♻️ Sustainability & Quality
Like everything from Keolix, this card is:
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Printed in small batches to minimize waste
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Made with eco-friendly premium cardstock
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Packaged with care and love — always plastic-free when possible
Built to last. Designed to be kept, not tossed.
🛍️ Add to Cart Before It’s Ripe
Quirky. Cute. And just the right amount of unhinged.
This watermelon pun card is the ultimate “I saw this and thought of you” moment.
👉 Add to Cart now.
👉 Make someone laugh today.
👉 Because fruit-based love notes are always in season.
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
We ship fast — all orders are processed within 1–3 business days.
UK delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (customs may vary)
Tracking is available on select orders — details sent via email.
Returns & Refunds
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Not in love? Send it back within 14 days (non-personalized items only).
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Wrong item or arrived damaged? Contact us within 7 days and we’ll refund or replace.
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Lost in the mail? UK: report after 14 days. International: after 30.
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Refunds return to your original payment method.
📧 Contact us anytime: hello@keolix.com
🔗 Discover More at Keolix
Looking for more sass, style, and stationery with soul?
Browse our full line of handmade cards, funny stickers, and vibrant tote bags at Keolix.com.
Because your paper goods should say exactly what you mean — with edge, honesty, and killer design.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
