Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving! – Funny Farewell Card
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🧙♂️ Send Them Off With a Laugh: “Bloody Hell, You’re Leaving!” Card
Looking for the ultimate funny farewell card to say goodbye with humor, heart, and a bit of magical chaos? This red-haired wizard has you covered. With his exasperated expression and the oh-so-British line “Bloody hell, you’re leaving!”—this card is a crowd favorite for last days, fresh starts, and dramatic exits.
Whether they’re off to a new job, moving to another realm (or postcode), or just disappearing from your life like a true legend—this card says goodbye with charm, wit, and just enough emotional damage to be memorable.
💬 Why You'll Love This Card:
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Whimsical & Witty: The right mix of heartfelt and hilarious (aka the only kind of goodbye we believe in)
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Perfect for Any Exit: Whether it’s a job switch, flatmate farewell, or retirement mic drop
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Blank Inside: Room for your own spell, sass, or heartfelt monologue
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It’s a Fridge Card: Not one they’ll bin. This card stays
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Versatile AF: Ideal for coworkers, friends, flatmates, and even exes (if you're feeling poetic and petty)
👑 Product Features:
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Available Sizes:
– A4: Bold and perfect for group messages
– A5 : Classic, polished, and frameable
– A6 (4.1 x 5.8"): Compact and cheeky — perfect for casual vibes -
Cardstock: Thick, premium matte finish — sturdy, smooth, and pen-friendly
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Design: High-resolution, full-color wizard illustration with signature British sass
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Interior: Blank – say what you really want
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Envelope: Included and color-matched — no spellbinding needed
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Packaging: Flat-packed in eco-rigid mailers so your wizard arrives flawless
🔮 Perfect For:
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Farewell parties with cake, drinks, and some light trauma
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Office exits that deserve more than a Post-it goodbye
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Roommates leaving your flat but not your heart
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Your magical bestie riding off into their next chapter
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That colleague who low-key ran the office but pretended not to
🧠 What Makes It Magical:
This isn’t your run-of-the-mill “Good Luck” card.
It’s character. It’s chaos. It’s you.
When you hand them this funny farewell Design, you're not just saying goodbye. You're saying:
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“You were the star of this sitcom.”
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“You made the Zoom calls fun.”
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“You’ll be missed more than the snack drawer.”
It’s the card that makes them laugh… and then cry… and then frame it on their fridge.
🎁 Gifting Tip:
Make it unforgettable with a few extras:
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Add a glitter pen + write a farewell spell
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Tape in a tea bag, chocolate wand, or pun sticker
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Bundle it with a Keolix Wizard Print for the full magical send-off
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Or… leave it mysteriously on their desk with no name and watch them spiral
📦 Shipping & Returns Info
UK Orders:
– Dispatched in 1–3 business days
– Delivery: 2–5 working days
– Eco-rigid packaging for max protection
International Orders:
– Delivery: 7–14 business days
– Tracking included
– Customs delays may occur
Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
– Must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to the original payment method
Something Wrong?
– Email: hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include a photo if item is damaged or incorrect
– We’ll replace or refund, no spells required
Lost Mail?
– UK: Reach out after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ll sort it
💜 About KEOLIX
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We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
