You're the Best Loot Card – Funny Gamer Love Greeting
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You’re the Best Loot Greeting Card
For gamers, lovers, and the ones you’d never trade.
You're the best loot I've ever found.
Not the second-best.
Not top 10.
The rarest drop.
The secret weapon.
The treasure I wasn’t even looking for… but couldn’t let go once I did.
This card is your cheeky love confession.
It’s for the one who feels like magic and madness all rolled into one.
The person you’d fight final bosses for.
The one who showed up when life was glitching and still managed to save the level.
Whether you're saying I love you, I like you, I tolerate you on weekdays, or You’re my emotional support chaos goblin—this card covers it.
✨ Why It Hits Different
🎮 Gamer-coded. Lover-approved.
This isn’t your average “thinking of you” card.
This is nerdy affection, wrapped in charm.
Perfect for gamer couples, chaotic besties, or anyone who'd rather say “you’re cracked” than “you’re cute.”
❤️ It’s a whole vibe.
One look at that cartoon loot bag and they’ll get it.
You found something rare—and you’re not letting go.
💬 It says what you can’t.
Because sometimes “you’re my safe space, serotonin source, and unexpected endgame” is hard to fit into a text.
🎁 Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day – For the co-op partner you never knew you needed
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Anniversaries – Even if you forgot what day it is (this’ll fix it)
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Birthdays – Wrap this around a gift card or gaming voucher = instant win
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Just Because – Send it randomly and make their day
Whether it’s your partner, your best friend, or that person you’ve been flirting with through memes and Mario Kart—this card lands.
🖤 Card Features:
✨ Sizes Available:
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A6 (4.1" x 5.8") — Cute, compact, mighty
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A5 — Classic and frameable
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A4 — Big statement energy
✨ Quality? Immaculate.
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Thick premium cardstock.
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Crisp, vivid print.
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Feels luxurious, holds up beautifully in memory boxes or bedroom shelves.
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Blank inside – for your chaotic poetry, sappy paragraphs, or one-liners like “u smell like my future.”
✨ Envelope Included
So it’s ready to gift, frame, or leave suspiciously under their pillow.
🌎 Eco Vibes + Feel-Good Gifting
Printed with love and sustainability in mind.
Minimal waste. Maximum impact.
Because good design should leave smiles, not carbon footprints.
🛒 Add to Cart If…
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You love someone who gets your weird.
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You want to flirt, but like, softcore D&D edition.
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You’d rather give them a card than awkwardly mumble feelings.
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You know deep down… they are the loot.
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And you? You’re not respawning without them.
So don’t overthink it.
You found the perfect card.
Let them know they’re your loot.
Your glitch in the matrix.
Your favourite side quest.
Add to cart. Seal it with a kiss. Ship it with chaos.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
