I Donate to HMRC Koala T-Shirt | Funny Tax Season Tee

🐨 “I Donate to HMRC (Unwillingly)” T-shirt 

If you've ever stared at your payslip like,
"Who is HMRC and why do they think we’re besties?"
— this T-shirt is for you.

Meet your new emotional support koala: slumped at a desk, defeated by direct debits, yet still showing up.
He’s tired. You’re tired. The shirt gets it.

💬 The T-shirt Design

Front and center: a cartoon koala that’s 3 seconds from crying and fully committed to passive resignation.
Beside him? The perfectly blunt caption: “I Donate to HMRC (Unwillingly).”

It’s not just relatable. It’s therapy in textile form.

💡 Why You’ll Love This T-shirt 

• Because you laugh to keep from screaming.

• Because humour is how you emotionally process spreadsheets.

• Because this tee gets more compliments than your accountant does.

Whether you're dragging yourself to Tesco, filing your taxes, or just want the world to know you're being legally robbed — this shirt hits.

✨ Bonus Waffle (aka the Existential Tax Rant)

Let’s be honest:
We’re all out here working hard, doing our best, dodging burnout — and for what?
So HMRC can take 20% of your dreams and 100% of your serotonin?

This T-shirt doesn’t just make people laugh.
It validates the silent "wtf" we all feel every time we see a payslip.
It’s the wearable version of texting “lol” while crying in Pret.

And you know what? It’s cute.
Because even your financial trauma deserves soft cotton and a cartoon marsupial.

🎁 Who It’s Perfect For:

• You, when payday hits and so does reality

• Your tax-prepping, Excel-loving friend

• Any accountant with a dark sense of humour

• The coworker who sighs every time someone says “NI contribution”

👕 Product Details:

• Material: 100% cotton — no financial cushion, but ultra comfy

• Fit: Classic Gildan Heavy Cotton tee (unisex fit)

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

• Weight: 175gsm for white, 185gsm for colours

• Care: Machine wash cold. Scream internally. Tumble dry low.

📦 Shipping & Returns

Orders ship within 1–3 business days.

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

Returns & Support:
Not vibing? Return any non-personalized items within 14 days.
Wrong item or damaged? Email us with a photo within 7 days — we’ll fix it.
Lost package? You’re covered.

Questions? Hit us up at hello@keolix.com

🪐 Keolix Brand Block

Welcome to Keolix — where your trauma gets a punchline and your T-shirt does the talking.

🖤 We turn stress into style, jokes into joy, and designs into dopamine
🖤 Shop unapologetic cards, bold art prints, and wearable chaos
🖤 This isn’t fast fashion. This is feelings on fabric.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.