"You, Sir, Are a Fish!" – Funny Cowboy T-shirt
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🐟 "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" – Bold Cowboy and Fish Cartoon T-Shirt
🐎 For the Wild Ones Who Make No Sense (and Love It)
The "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" T-shirt is pure chaos in the best possible way.
Featuring a cowboy dramatically confronting a fish (yes, you read that right), this tee is built for the bold, the quirky, and the people who never explain their inside jokes. Ever.
It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s exactly what your wardrobe needs.
💬 Why You’ll Love This T-Shirt
🎯 Absurd, Loud, and Hilarious
The cowboy.
The fish.
The completely unnecessary drama.
You don't wear this shirt to blend in.
You wear it to make people ask questions — and then refuse to answer.
🛡️ Durable Enough for Shenanigans
Crafted from 100% heavy cotton.
Soft enough for everyday wear, tough enough for whatever chaos you get into.
The bold red background and crisp print won't fade even after a hundred cowboy standoffs (or, you know, laundry days).
🎁 Gift It to the Funniest Person You Know
Or gift it to yourself.
Because honestly? If you're even thinking about this shirt, you're already that person.
👕 Comfort That Rides With You
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100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, built to last
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Fabric Weight – 175gsm (white) / 185gsm (colored)
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Fit – True to size; size up if you want that baggy yeehaw energy
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Care Instructions – Machine washable, no drama, no weird shrinking
📏 Sizes Available
S, M, L, XL, XXL
Because cowboys and fish come in all shapes.
🎯 Perfect for:
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Road trips
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Meme parties
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Farmer's markets (if you're brave)
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Awkward family gatherings (icebreaker: “Yes, it’s a cowboy yelling at a fish.”)
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Sitting in cafes looking mysterious and chaotic
🧠 Bonus Waffle – Because Some Things Don’t Need to Make Sense
You don’t have to explain why this shirt exists.
You don’t have to explain why it makes you laugh at 2AM.
Some things are just perfect in their absurdity.
This shirt is a celebration of the fact that life is weird, people are weirder, and sometimes the best thing you can do is throw on a ridiculous tee and ride the chaos like the majestic, confused cowboy-fish hybrid you are inside.
Stay confusing. Stay iconic.
🎣 Bonus Bonus Waffle – The Fish Was a Metaphor. Maybe.
Maybe the cowboy is society.
Maybe the fish is your untamable spirit.
Maybe it’s just a cowboy yelling at a fish.
Who cares? It’s iconic either way.
You don’t need to justify your weirdness.
You don’t need permission to be hilarious, confusing, and legendary all at once.
This shirt is your license to exist loudly — logic not required.
📦 Shipping & Returns
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Ships within 1–3 business days
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UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
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International Delivery: 7–14 working days
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Tracked Shipping available at checkout
Returns accepted within 14 days for non-personalized, unworn items.
Lost your fish? Need help? Email hello@keolix.com.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
