Who Watches the Watchmen? T-Shirt | Bold Thought Tee
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🕵️♂️ Who Watches the Watchmen? T-shirt
Authority. Power. Oversight.
You’re not just wearing a shirt — you’re asking the question that makes rooms go silent. The Who Watches the Watchmen? t-shirt is for thinkers, rebels, and introverts who observe everything.
It’s less fashion, more philosophy wrapped in cotton.
💬 The T-shirt Design
Under a bright, striking yellow spotlight stands a solitary watchman.
Stoic. Still. Watched.
The phrase hovers like a whisper — or a warning: "Who Watches the Watchmen?"
It’s visually minimal, emotionally loaded, and completely unforgettable.
Perfect for:
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Philosophy nerds
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Soft anarchists
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Secretly loud introverts
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Anyone allergic to blind obedience
💡 Why You’ll Love This T-shirt
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Because you question everything
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Because silence makes you curious
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Because you believe in accountability with aesthetic
This isn’t a t-shirt for followers.
It’s for the ones who linger in the back of the room, watching everyone else — and noticing everything.
✨ Bonus Waffle (aka the Existential Spiral Layer)
Let’s get meta.
You see the world for what it is: complex, layered, and not always fair.
This shirt is your armour — quiet, stylish rebellion that doesn’t need to shout to disrupt.
Wearing it says:
“Yes, I’m paying attention. No, I don’t trust systems blindly. Yes, I look good while doing it.”
It’s for your protest outfit, your philosophy class fit, your quiet café ponder look.
You are the watcher. And you deserve better clothes.
🎁 Who It’s For:
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The friend who sends cryptic tweets at 2am
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The quiet one who reads theory for fun
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That guy who always ends debates with “but who benefits?”
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Yourself — obviously. You’re not like the others.
👕 Product Details:
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Material: 100% cotton — breathable, soft, statement-ready
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Fit: Classic Gildan Heavy Cotton (unisex sizing)
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Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
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Weight: 175gsm (white) | 185gsm (colours)
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Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Question everything.
📦 Shipping & Returns
Orders ship within 1–3 business days.
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UK: 2–5 business days
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International: 7–14 business days
Returns & Support:
Wrong item? Damaged tee? Send a photo within 7 days — we’ll fix it.
Changed your mind? Return non-personalized items within 14 days.
Lost in transit? Let us know. We’ve got your back.
Email us at hello@keolix.com for help.
🪐 Keolix Brand Block
At Keolix, we make statement pieces for the emotionally deep and intellectually dangerous.
🖤 Our tees are thoughts you wear on your chest
🖤 Our cards are therapy disguised as sarcasm
🖤 We don’t do surface. We do soul, questions, and confrontation — beautifully
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
