90s Vibes Only – Retro Roller Skater Tote Bag

🌟 This Bag Isn’t Just a Bag. It’s a Vibe.

Welcome to your new favourite tote.
The 90s Vibes Only Tote Bag is not here to whisper. It’s here to shout in Technicolor.

It’s not just about function (although yes, it can hold your laptop, lunch, and questionable life choices). It’s about declaring your personality on your shoulder. Loud. Proud. Possibly in rollerblades.

This isn’t your average cotton tote. It’s a full-blown, roller-skating, throwback-fuelled time warp to a decade that did not hold back. And neither do you.

💬 Why You’ll Love This 90s Vibes Tote Bag:

• Throwback Style with Everyday Swagger
  The moment someone sees this, it’s giving “Lisa Frank grown up.” It says, “I pay my bills AND I still have taste.”

• Made to Move With You
  Whether you’re skating to the shop or power-walking through life, this tote can handle it. Durable, spacious, and light.

• Recycled, But Make It Fashion
  Eco-conscious AND retro? Iconic. Made from 100% recycled cotton, so you can serve sustainable slay.

• Standout Gift
  Know someone who still rewatches Clueless? They need this. Period.

• It Goes With Everything
  Jeans. Tracksuits. That oversized hoodie you’re obsessed with. This bag doesn’t clash—it levels up.

👑 Product Features:

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 in) — roomy enough for books, snacks, and your oversized lip gloss collection

• Material: 100% recycled cotton (130-135gsm)

• Straps: Long enough to swing over your shoulder without cutting off circulation

• Finish: High-quality print with rich colours and sharp lines — won’t fade or peel

• Weight: Lightweight, but strong — holds the weight of your chaotic life without folding under pressure

Perfect For:

• Roller skaters, dreamers, and playlist creators

• Tote snobs who want more than a blank canvas

• People who want their accessories to say “I’m fun, I’m nostalgic, and I care about the planet”

• Gift-givers who don’t want basic

• You—if you’re tired of boring bags that say nothing about your energy

🧠 Bonus Waffle – Why This Tote Is Your Personality Now

Let’s not pretend this is just a tote.

It’s your emotional support bag. It’s seen the inside of your therapy notes, your half-eaten croissant, your late receipts, and your backup lip balm. It’s been to the library. It’s held your plant-based milk and oat cookies like the quiet MVP it is.

But this one? This one makes a statement. It says you were raised on rollerblades, neon, and chaos. That you grew up and chose to stay colourful. That you still believe in fun — even when doing the boring adult stuff.

It’s not just a bag. It’s an act of self-expression.

🎁 Give It Like You Mean It

This tote makes an incredible gift for:

• Your retro-loving friend who still has a Walkman

• Your eco-conscious sibling with great taste

• Your mum who went to roller discos in the 80s and never looked back

• Yourself — because you earned a dopamine hit this week

Wrap it in tissue. Add one of our 90s cards. Boom — coolest gift ever.

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Ships within 1–3 business days
– Delivered in 2–5 business days
– All orders packed carefully in eco-friendly, protective packaging

International Orders:
– Delivery in 7–14 business days
– Delays may occur due to customs — breathe through it

Returns & Refunds:
– We accept returns on non-personalised items within 14 days
– Item must be unused and in original condition
– Refunds go to the original payment method
– Buyer pays return postage unless the item was damaged or incorrect

Issues?
– If your item is damaged or wrong, email hello@keolix.com within 7 days with photos
– Lost parcel? UK: contact after 14 days | International: after 30 days
– We’ll sort it. Always.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.