You, Sir, Are a Fish! – Funny Cowboy Tote Bag
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🤠 “You, Sir, Are a Fish!” Funny Cowboy Tote Bag
If Red Dead Redemption and meme culture had a tote baby—this would be it. Our "You, Sir, Are a Fish!" tote blends outlaw vibes with unhinged humor. Featuring a bold cowboy graphic and a phrase no one’s ready for, it’s made to turn heads, start conversations, and get you compliments from every chaotic legend you meet in Tesco.
This bag is for the misfits, the meme lords, the yeehaw girls, the emotionally unstable cowboys, and the sustainable queens who refuse to use plastic bags or take sh*t from anyone.
♻️ Eco With an Attitude
Made from 100% recycled cotton, this tote is your planet-loving sidekick. It’s strong enough to carry:
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Your moral superiority (and groceries)
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7 books you’ll probably never finish
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An emotional support bottle of rosé
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Or… a whole lot of “not my problem”
With a 130–135gsm weight and roomy 40 x 38 cm size, it's sturdy without being bulky. Folds flat when empty. Expands when your chaos requires it.
💥 Why You’ll Love It:
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Quirky & Original: Cowboy illustration with Red Dead-inspired vibes and that phrase.
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Reusable & Sustainable: Ditch plastic. Carry nonsense.
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Strong & Lightweight: Built for errands, chaos, and cowboy energy.
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Gift-Worthy: For that one friend who unironically yells “partner” in public.
🎁 Perfect For:
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Red Dead Redemption 2 fans
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People with elite meme taste
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Students tired of beige tote designs
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Anyone whose humor makes others slightly uncomfortable
🛒 Ready to Cause Whiplash at the Checkout?
Order now and let this wild west tote elevate your everyday look from “meh” to “what the fck was that, I need one.”*
Add to cart, partner. And while you're at it, explore our Prints Collection for more Red Dead–adjacent chaos and high-quality wall art.
📦 Shipping & Returns
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Orders ship in 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 working days
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International: 7–14 days
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Tracked options available
💌 Need help? Email us at hello@keolix.com – we don’t ghost.
🔁 Refunds & Returns
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Damaged or wrong item? Send us a pic within 7 days—we’ll sort it.
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Lost orders replaced after:
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14 days (UK)
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30 days (Int’l)
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Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days.
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Buyer pays return shipping unless we messed up.
🔥 Want More Weird?
At KEOLIX, we create bold, chaotic, emotionally-resonant products for the beautifully unhinged. Stickers, totes, and prints that scream, whisper, or aggressively flirt. Whatever your vibe, we’ve got a design for it.
Pair this tote with:
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Our chaotic sticker bundles
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A print that’s too real to be legal
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A greeting card that definitely isn’t Hallmark-approved
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ now – because cowboys, chaos, and climate-conscious style belong in your life.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
