I Donate Unwillingly to HMRC Tote | Funny Recycled Tax Bag

🧾 “I Donate (Unwillingly) to HMRC” – Funny Koala Tote Bag for the Over-Taxed, Underpaid, and Emotionally Done

Welcome to the adult world.
Where receipts vanish, taxes multiply, and the government takes 20% of your sanity before your morning coffee. Sound familiar?
Then this tote bag was designed for you.

Featuring an overworked cartoon koala hunched miserably at his desk, this eco-friendly tote captures the soul-crushing essence of paying taxes in the UK. Below him reads the painfully relatable phrase:
“I donate (unwillingly) to HMRC.”

This bag isn’t just a stylish way to carry your groceries—it’s a statement. A therapy session in cotton. A sarcastic scream into the void... with handles.

🐨 The Design: Koala + Tax Trauma = Iconic

We’re not here for basic.
We’re here for bold, witty, and instantly relatable.

The cartoon koala represents every freelancer, accountant, office worker, or broke student who’s ever stared blankly at a spreadsheet thinking, “What the actual hell is a P60?”

This tote doesn’t just look good—it speaks your truth.

♻️ Eco-Friendly with an Edge

We’re done with fast fashion and landfill vibes. You need a bag that aligns with your values and your sarcasm.

Made from 100% recycled cotton, this tote proves that sustainability doesn’t have to be boring or beige.

• Material: 100% Recycled Cotton

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Weight: 130–135 gsm (lightweight but sturdy)

It’s easy to fold up, toss in your handbag, or hang on a hook by the door ready for your next errand, protest, or depressive tax-season wander through town.

👜 What Can It Hold?

EVERYTHING. Emotionally and physically.

• Your laptop, lunch, and unpaid invoices

• Groceries, books, receipts you’ll definitely lose again

• Anxiety, passive-aggressive work snacks, and tax season dread

• Snacks for crying breaks

• Maybe even a bottle of wine and a breakdown

It’s a practical carry-all with personality.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for the Taxed & Tired

Let’s face it—gift-giving is hard when everyone’s broke and dead inside.

But this tote?
Absolute win.

✔ Funny
✔ Relatable
✔ Useful
✔ Budget-friendly
✔ Doesn’t scream “I bought this 5 minutes before your party”

Perfect for:

• Accountants with a dark sense of humour

• Freelancers who haven't filed since 2021

• Your cousin who works in finance and cries in the shower

• Anyone with a Monzo app and unresolved economic trauma

🖤 The Keolix Vibe: Art Meets Attitude

Keolix is where personality-packed design meets emotional accuracy.
Our products don’t whisper—they speak. Loudly, hilariously, and sometimes painfully.

This tote isn’t just a bag.
It’s a brand mascot for anyone who feels personally victimized by HMRC, the cost of living crisis, or the endless trauma of being financially literate in the UK.

🌍 Sustainability Meets Sass

Every time you choose this tote, you’re flipping off both:

1. Disposable culture

2. A system that takes your taxes and gives potholes in return

You’re choosing recycled, reusable, reliable—and really, really funny.

Carry it to Tesco.
Bring it to the office.
Use it as a subtle protest sign on your next march through Westminster.

Just don’t use it to hide from your accountant. (They already know.)

🛒 Add to Cart Before the Government Taxes Your Sense of Humour

Let’s be real—this bag is therapy.
It’s cheaper than wine. It holds snacks. And it tells the truth.

Order now and remind everyone that yes—you do donate unwillingly to HMRC, but at least you look good doing it.

📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS INFO

• Dispatch Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs delays possible)

• Returns: Accepted within 14 days (non-personalized items only)

• Email: hello@keolix.com for questions, sarcasm, or complaints about tax brackets

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