New Phone, Who Dis? Tote Bag – Retro Phone shopper

📞 Ring Ring, Sass Is Calling: “New Phone, Who Dis?” Tote Bag

If the petty is strong in you… this tote bag gets it.
Retro vibe? ✅
Cheeky caption? ✅
That pink rotary phone energy? ✅

This isn’t just a tote bag. It’s a vibe with attitude. You’re not just running errands — you’re ghosting your ex energetically while grabbing almond milk. You’re not just going to class — you’re screening texts from chaos.

This tote talks back, and what it says is:
“Try me. But like… don’t.”

📦 Features

📞 Vintage Sass Vibes
Features a retro cartoon pink phone and the phrase “New Phone, Who Dis?” – because blocking someone spiritually is self-care.

♻️ Eco + Attitude
Made from 100% recycled cotton. Sustainably savage. 130–135gsm = lightweight but strong enough to hold your drama.

📏 Perfect Size
40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) – big enough for all your daily essentials, including receipts, snacks, and emotional baggage.

👜 Everyday Icon Energy
Whether you're in sweats or eyeliner wings sharp enough to kill, this tote elevates your whole look. It pairs beautifully with iced coffee, side-eyes, and “I’m booked and busy” energy.

💅 Emotional Use Case / Real Life Vibes

This is for:

• The bestie who thrives on chaotic good energy

• You, every time you get a text from “maybe: Josh”

• That friend who still uses “lol ok” as a love language

• Anyone who says “delete my number” but keeps the screenshots

Use it when:

• You need a visual boundary

• You want strangers to know you’re not in the mood, but you still care about the planet

• You’re running errands with main character energy

• You’re channeling that “she’s booked, but she’ll respond to your text in 3-5 business days” aura

🎁 Gift Idea That Slaps

The “New Phone, Who Dis?” tote makes an unforgettable gift for:

🎀 Your Gen Z sibling who lives on TikTok
🎀 That coworker who keeps quitting jobs spiritually but still shows up
🎀 Your friend with 3 phones and 0 patience
🎀 The freshly dumped baddie who just re-downloaded Hinge

Add a handwritten note. Or don’t. You’re busy.
But know this — this tote = ✨ instant serotonin.

🛒 Wear It With:

• Oversized sunglasses and a messy bun

• That one outfit you wear when you want people to ask “where’s that from?”

• The type of attitude that says: “I’ll forgive, but I won’t forget. And I definitely won’t reply.”

♻️ Built to Block With Purpose

✅ 100% recycled cotton
✅ Plastic-free packaging where possible
✅ Handmade in small, intentional batches
✅ Good for the planet. Bad for the toxic exes.

🛍 Add to Cart — The Call is Coming From Inside the Bag

This tote is more than a bag.
It’s a visual unsubscribe button.
It’s a walking eye-roll with handles.
It’s the sarcastic pep talk you didn’t know you needed.

👉 Tap “Add to Cart”
👉 Let the tote do the talking
👉 Because honestly? If they wanted to be remembered, they should’ve been nicer

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.