Cutie Pie Soldier Art Print | Funny Romantic Wall Decor

🥧 “Cutie Pie” Print – Where Tactical Meets Tender

You ever seen a soldier baking a pie?
No?
Well now you have — and it’s the sweetest damn thing you’ll hang on your wall all year.

Introducing “Cutie Pie” – a bold, cheeky, and wildly unexpected art print where sergeant meets sugar. Our main man might be built for battle, but today? He’s elbow-deep in apples and affection. Because let’s face it — anyone can fight, but not everyone can bake.

And that speech bubble?
Yeah. “You’re my cutie pie.”
The girls who get it, GET it.

💘 Why This Print Hits Different

This isn’t just a cute concept — it’s a full-on VIBE.
It’s:

• Soft masculinity.

• Domestic dreams with combat boots on.

• And flirty words that hit like a warm cinnamon hug.

Whether it’s your kitchen, office, bedroom, or your man’s man cave — this print adds the kind of romantic charm that makes people double-take and say, “Wait… is he baking?”

Spoiler alert: yes. And you’re the pie.

📏 Sizes for Every Type of Space

Choose your weapon… or whisk.

• A5 (5.8 x 8.3”) – Compact. Cute. Ideal for shelves, desks, or gifting to your own soldier boy.

• A4 (11.7 x 8.3”) – The sweet spot. Perfect for cozy corners or kitchens with attitude.

• A3 (11.7 x 16.5”) – Big, bold, and guaranteed to get compliments.

✨ Print Finish Options

Three flavors. All tasty.

• High Gloss (250gsm): Bright, bold, and juicy like the filling of that apple pie. Colors pop. Helmet shines. Apron slays.

• Matte (230gsm): A little more refined. Soft shadows, moody tones, timeless elegance.

• A3 Glossy (240gsm): Large and luminous. Show off the full scene in max impact.

All prints come unframed, so you can match it with your vibe.

🧃 Print Quality That’s Built to Last

We don’t mess around with cheap materials. This artwork is:

• Printed on thick, fade-resistant card

• Sharp AF — no blurriness, no dulling

• Made to stand the test of time (and spills, if you’re actually baking near it)

📦 Safe Delivery. Always.

We ship flat in sturdy, hard-backed envelopes so your soldier doesn’t show up bent or battered. Your print will arrive protected, clean, and ready to frame or gift.

• UK delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs may slow things down, but it’s worth the wait)

🎁 Gift-Worthy? Hell Yes.

Need a funny, flirty, and original gift for:

• Your boyfriend who cooks in boxers?

• Your military man with a soft side?

• Your bestie who needs a reminder that men like this do exist?

This is it. Sweet. Unexpected. Hilarious. Delicious.

💌 Let’s Chat

Got questions? Want it personalized? Need advice on how to hang it?
Drop us a message — we’re here to help.

Whether you’re buying it for your space or gifting it to your own “cutie pie,” this print is guaranteed to bring the laughs, the awws, and the omg where did you get that??

🛒 Ready to Serve Looks?

Tap ‘Add to Cart’ and let this baking badass serve up charm, strength, and a side of cinnamon sweetness.

“Cutie Pie” is more than decor — it’s a love language in print form.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.