Cosmic Alien Print – Why Would I Bend to a Mortal?
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🛸 Cosmic Rebellion, Framed in Art Print 🪐
"Why Would I Bend to the Will of a Mortal?" Print
That’s not just a quote. That’s a cosmic mic drop—delivered by an alien chilling in orbit with zero intention of following human rules.
If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at authority, questioned everything, or simply wanted your room to say I don’t belong to your system—this print is your aesthetic soulmate.
This isn’t just wall decor. This is intergalactic side-eye energy.
📏 Available Print Sizes for Galactic Impact:
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A5 (5.8 x 8.3 inches): For rebels with limited wall space
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A4 (11.7 x 8.3 inches): Mid-sized, maximum sass
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A3 (11.7 x 16.5 inches): Go big or go back to Earth
🖨️ Choose Your Print Finish:
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High Gloss Print (250gsm): Bright. Bold. Vivid AF.
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Matte (230gsm): Smooth, deep, no glare.
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A3 Glossy (240gsm): Perfect for those who want the universe to notice.
Unframed, so you can pair it with a black frame, silver foil, or hang it with clips for a raw, indie vibe.
💫 Why You'll Love This Print
✔ Perfect for bedroom walls, gallery corners, cosmic altars, or your secret alien shrine
✔ A bold reminder that you answer to yourself, not small minds or petty expectations
✔ Designed for maximum eye-roll-to-smirk conversion rates
✔ Inspires instant rebellion from boring energy
🎁 Great Gift For:
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Starry-eyed dreamers
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Astrology meme lovers
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That friend who dropped out of the cult and started a podcast
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Free spirits, cosmic thinkers, and rule-benders
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Yourself (because your walls deserve some attitude)
📦 Shipping & Returns (Because Aliens Hate Delays)
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Processing time: 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 business days
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International: 7–14 business days (cosmic interference may apply)
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Tracking included for tracked orders.
🧾 Refunds & Returns:
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📸 Damage or wrong item? Email us within 7 days with a photo.
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❌ Lost package? UK = claim after 14 days. Intl = 30 days.
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↩️ Returns allowed for non-personalized prints within 14 days. Must be in original condition. Buyer covers return postage unless it’s our bad.
👽 Make a Statement the Universe Will Hear
This is your daily resistance poster. A metaphysical smirk. The spiritual equivalent of flipping the bird to conformity—with style.
✨ Your home is not basic. Your art shouldn’t be either.
💥 Add to cart. Rebel with a cause. Alien up your atmosphere.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
