Hot Sauce Love Card – Funny Spicy Couple Greeting Card

🌶️ We’re the Perfect Match Card

Like Hot Sauce and Literally Everything

Love isn’t always candlelit dinners and sappy texts. Sometimes, it’s chaos. It’s craving. It’s two people who are way too obsessed with each other and can’t keep their hands off… the hot sauce.

This card is for those relationships. The loud laughers. The foodies. The ones who flirt with fire. 💥

💌 A Card That Screams “Us”

Printed on premium, thick cardstock, this isn’t your average greeting card.
No print-on-demand flimsiness. No grainy artwork. Just bold, bright, and built to last — like your situationship (or hopefully, actual relationship).

Featuring a cheeky cartoon hot sauce bottle and the phrase:
“We’re the Perfect Match Like Hot Sauce and Literally Everything.”
It’s spicy. It’s cute. It’s you two, in card form.

📏 Size Matters (Apparently)

We’ve got options, because your message deserves the right fit:

• A6 – Small but fiery

• A5 The classic date-night choice

• A4 – For people with big handwriting or big emotions

Comes with a recycled kraft envelope and a protective sleeve — ready to gift, post, or stick in a book for them to “accidentally” find.

✍️ Blank Inside – Say What You Really Mean

No pre-written poetry. No generic sympathy.
This card is blank inside so you can:

• Flirt

• Joke

• Write “You know what this means 😏”

• Or literally just draw flames

Whatever your vibe is, it fits.

🎯 Perfect For:

🔥 Couples who speak fluent sarcasm and spice
🔥 Foodies who keep Sriracha in their bag
🔥 Long-term lovers or first-week obsessions
🔥 Besties with chaotic soulmate energy
🔥 Anniversaries, Valentine’s, or just a Tuesday when you’re feral

🎁 Gift It, Frame It, Keep It Forever

This design is fridge-worthy. Wall-worthy. “Don’t throw it away or I’ll cry” worthy.

Our customers love framing it, gifting it with dinner, or slipping it into surprise packages. You can even build your own card bundle with other KEOLIX bestsellers (trust us, one card is never enough).

🚚 Shipping & Returns

All KEOLIX orders are packed, blessed, and shipped from our UK studio within 1–3 business days.

Estimated Delivery:

🇬🇧 UK: 2–5 working days
🌍 International: 7–14 days (customs may throw a tantrum)

📦 If your item arrives damaged or wrong?
Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days. We’ll fix it fast — no stress, no drama.

✅ Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days. Just keep it unused and in its original packaging, like the little treasure it is.

🧠 Why It Hits

• It’s funny without being cringe

• It’s sexy without being too much

• It’s relatable AF

• And it’s just different enough to make them do a double take

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is the bold, emotionally fluent little sibling of your favorite boutique — if that sibling also happens to be hilarious, unhinged, and probably better at flirting than you.

We make art, cards, prints, and stickers that say what you’re thinking (but cuter).
Everything’s handmade in-house in the UK with real care — no dropshipping, no mid energy, no “meh.”

If you’re here for sweet, sassy, or straight-up savage…
You’re exactly where you need to be.

🛒 Order Yours Now

Add this spicy legend to your basket and turn up the heat — one card at a time.
Because love should burn a little. 🔥💌

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.