It Is Your Birthday. Mug | 11 oz Dead-Pan Celebration
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Morning meeting in ten. Inbox on fire. You need caffeine and a smirk. There, on the kitchenette shelf, waits the most under-enthusiastic party in ceramic form: a stark white mug, centre-aligned black text that reads “It Is Your Birthday.” Period and all. No exclamation. No colour. Just straight-faced celebration so dry it crunches.
Pick it up. Feel the irony seep through your palm. Congratulations—your sense of humour just clocked in.
Why this mug slays quiet comedy
Minimalist artwork that screams nothing
No balloons, no bunting, no confetti. Just a plain typeface and a beige-cubicle attitude. It’s the office birthday banner distilled into one brutalist sentence. Perfect for anyone who can’t stand forced fun yet secretly loves cake.
Goldilocks capacity
11 oz (340 ml). Large enough for a builder’s brew, small enough to avoid the 4 p.m. lukewarm dregs. Works for coffee, tea, or suspicious “water” in Friday Zooms.
Built for daily grind
– 100 % ceramic, heavyweight and glossy.
– Lead-free, BPA-free. Because sarcasm shouldn’t be toxic.
– Microwave-safe for those “ran out of hot water again” moments.
– Dishwasher-safe because nobody should hand-wash after cake duty.
– C-shaped handle. Three-finger grip when calm, four-finger clutch when Karen emails “per my last email”.
How the mug performs on an average birthday shift 🎂
07 : 15 — Kettle boils. Mug stares blankly. You pour coffee. Spirit animal located.
09 : 00 — Desk check-in. Colleague spies the text, snorts oat latte across keyboard. Ice broken.
12 : 30 — Tomato soup lunch. Mug moonlights as bowl. White glaze wipes clean.
15 : 02 — Surprise sheet-cake arrives. Someone forces you to sing. You raise the mug like a protest placard. Laughter erupts.
17 : 45 — Chamomile wind-down. Mug reflects monitor glow. You log off feeling oddly festive.
Gift-ready sarcasm for every scenario
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Birthdays of the perpetually unimpressed — pair with blank greeting card.
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Secret-Santa under £15 — guaranteed hottest steal in the swap.
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Leaving present for that colleague who survived ten budget cuts.
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Sibling roast — wrap with a note: “Don’t pretend you’re excited.”
Wrap hack: kraft paper, black ribbon, tiny white dot sticker as “period”. Job done in two minutes.
Quick specs at a glance
• Volume: 11 oz / 340 ml
• Material: kilned ceramic, mirror-gloss finish
• Care: microwave + dishwasher safe
• Safety: lead- & BPA-free
• Origin: blank sourced in China, printed & packed in the UK with low-VOC inks
Planet-minded packaging 🌍
Ships in a recyclable kraft box, paper tape, and compostable packing peanuts. Less plastic, more fantastic.
Shipping (not as slow as office printers)
Printed to order, dispatched in 1–3 working days.
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UK: Royal Mail 48 h (2–5 days).
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International: 7–14 days (customs willing).
Tracking link lands in your inbox faster than you can say “mandatory fun”.
Zero-stress promise
Arrives chipped? Wrong design? Email hello@keolix.com with a photo inside seven days. We’ll replace or refund—no escalation form, no team-building exercise. Fancy a change-of-mind? Return unused within 14 days; you cover return post unless we messed up.
Why you actually need this mug
Life’s full of loud celebrations—blaring horns, glitter poppers, forced enthusiasm. Sometimes the funniest party trick is a whisper. This mug is that whisper. It honours birthdays without hoopla, nods to sarcasm without shouting, and lets you sip your brew in peace while everyone else battles helium balloons.
So add to basket. Boil the kettle. Lift your dead-pan banner high. Because whether you’re thrilled or mildly tolerant, one truth remains:
It Is Your Birthday. Period. 🎈
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
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