Medieval Hustle Tote – Thou Shalt Be All 'Bout That Paper

✨ Thou Shalt Secure the Bag, Sire.

Behold — the “Thou Shalt Be All 'Bout Chasin' Dat Paper” tote bag.
A divine fusion of Gothic grandeur and get-that-bread energy.

If you’re building an empire with the tenacity of a 14th-century knight and the side-eye of a Gen Z CEO, this bag is your creed. Whether you’re storming the castle (aka the office), stacking gold (aka invoices), or just doing the weekly Aldi run — carry your hustle with holy flair.

📦 Tote Features

• Gothic x Grit Design: Medieval calligraphy meets a cheeky money cartoon — it’s Shakespeare with a Shopify account

• Eco-Friendly Swag: Made from 100% recycled cotton – because sustainability is hot and wealth is smarter when it’s ethical

• Size of a Hustler’s Heart: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches) – fits scrolls, snacks, MacBooks, and dreams

• Durable AF: 130–135gsm recycled fabric that’s soft, strong, and washable after ye Olde iced latte spill

• Flexible Function: Errands, markets, manifesting wealth at brunch — this bag does it all

❤️ Emotional Benefits / Use-Case

This tote is for:

• The boss girl who writes goals in calligraphy and hits them like arrows

• The side-hustler who reads Sun Tzu before sleep

• The freelancer who closes a deal, flips her hair, and says “It is done”

Use it when:

• You’re headed to class, but your soul’s already in the Forbes list

• You want people to know you have taste, wit, and multiple income streams

It’s not just a tote.
It’s a sacred scroll of ambition.

🎁 Tote Gift Potential

Gift this tote to:

• Your money-minded mate

• The chaotic bestie who always talks in Old English for fun

• Yourself — because thou art the investment

Perfect tote for:

• Graduation gifts with a twist

• Funny but powerful birthday presents

• Building a brand persona that screams “I slay dragons and direct deposits”

👛 Medieval Aesthetic Meets Modern Grind

Pairs with:

• Black boots, oversized blazers, or chainmail (your choice)

• Witty tattoos and notebooks full of passive income ideas

• The vibe of "Yes, I’m working on my empire."

Use it for:

• Your daily crusades (errands)

• Networking events (or renaissance fairs)

• Mood-boarding your billionaire era

♻️ Ethically Glorious

• Made from 100% recycled cotton

• Printed in limited eco-conscious batches

• No plastic. No nonsense.

• Designed to outlast fleeting trends and TikTok drops

🛍️ Add to Cart – Join the Sacred Order of the Hustle

This is not merch.
This is modern scripture for the ambitious.

👉 Add to Cart now
👉 Carry your ambition in a bag worthy of the throne
👉 Because chivalry is dead, but the grind lives on

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

All orders ship in 1–3 business days.

UK Delivery: 2–5 working days
International: 7–14 days (delays may occur at customs)

📦 You’ll receive a tracking link (if applicable) via email.

Returns & Refunds

• Changed your mind? Return within 14 days (non-personalized items)

• Wrong or damaged item? Email us a photo within 7 days

• Lost shipment? UK: contact after 14 days. International: 30 days

• Refunds issued to original payment method after return

📧 For any support, contact us at hello@keolix.com

🔗 Keolix: The House of Bold

We make bags for the modern rebel.
Sass meets sentiment.
Profit meets poetry.

This bag?
It's for the ones who rewrite history — with flair, funds, and a little bit of fun.

💜 About KEOLIX

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We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

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