Not a Dinosaur – Funny Dinosaur Tote Bag

🦖 Add Humor to Your Errands with This Funny Dinosaur Tote Bag

Meet the tote that says what we're all thinking. The funny dinosaur tote bag featuring the phrase “At least you’re not a dinosaur. Because they’re all dead.” is your new daily reminder that, no matter what life throws at you, you're still ahead of the curve (and evolution).

With a sad cartoon dinosaur and a wickedly witty message, this bag combines practicality and dark humor in the most delightful way. It's perfect for shopping, classes, errands, or just flexing your emotional resilience with style.

💬 Why You’ll Love This Tote:

• Conversation Starter: Watch people smile (or cackle) when they read your bag at the checkout.

• Eco-Friendly Flex: Made with 100% recycled cotton, it’s sustainable without skimping on sass.

• Spacious Yet Stylish: Large enough for your stuff, minimal enough to match every outfit.

• Perfect for Any Mood: Whether you're going through it or just clowning around—this bag gets it.

• Durable and Relatable: It’s built to last... unlike the dinosaurs.

👑 Key Features:

• Material: 100% recycled cotton

• Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)

• Fabric Weight: 130–135 gsm

• Finish: Smooth, natural cotton texture that’s comfy to carry and kind to the planet

• Handle: Long straps for over-the-shoulder or by-hand wear

• Design: Bold, high-resolution cartoon dino print + iconic phrase

Perfect For:

• Quirky friends who love a laugh

• Eco-conscious shoppers with attitude

• College students, market-goers, and bookworms

• Birthday gifts, “just because” surprises, or retail therapy

• Anyone with a little existential dread and a good sense of humor

🧠 Why This Bag Actually Makes You Feel Better

The funny dinosaur tote bag isn’t just functional—it’s philosophical. In a world full of stress, it reminds you that:

✔ You’re alive
✔ You’re thriving
✔ You don’t have a tail
✔ And extinction is not on today’s to-do list

That’s a win.

🎁 Gifting It?

Here’s how to make someone laugh and love you more:

• Fold it with tissue paper, toss in a matching Keolix sad dinosaur card

• Add a chocolate bar labeled “For surviving”

• Write a note: “Because extinction’s not an option, babe.”

It’s the kind of gift that says, “You’re not just alive—you’re iconic.”

📦 Shipping & Returns Info

UK Orders:
– Ships in 1–3 business days
– Delivery: 2–5 business days
– Packed flat for easy wrapping or gifting

International Orders:
– Delivery: 7–14 business days
– Tracking included
– Customs delays may apply

Returns & Refunds:
– Accepted within 14 days on non-personalized items
– Must be unused and in original packaging
– Refunds issued to the original payment method

Something Wrong?
– Email hello@keolix.com within 7 days
– Include your order number + photo if needed
– We’ll replace or refund with no fuss

Lost Mail?
– UK: Report after 14 days
– International: After 30 days
– We’ve got you covered

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

KEOLIX . BOLD. UNIQUE. YOURS. 

Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.