I’d Always Text You Back – Funny Valentine’s Card
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💥 I’d Always Text You Back – Funny Valentine’s Day Card 💥
Love you so much, I’d reply… even if the world was ending.
🎮 A Card for the One You’d Text Through the Apocalypse
They say true love is when you’d message someone back even if a nuclear bomb was headed your way. Well, this card proves it. Featuring a cartoon character glued to their phone while the sky’s falling around them, this design hilariously captures modern romance: chaotic, loyal, and screen-obsessed.
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, birthdays, or surprise laughs — it’s a cheeky way to say “you’re my favorite notification.”
🔥 Why this Card Hits:
😆 Hilarious and Relatable:
“I’d always text you back” is a chaotic-good declaration of love. Add a retro console vibe and you’ve got a punchy, unforgettable moment.
💘 Not Too Mushy:
It’s funny, nostalgic, and just sweet enough. For gamers, techies, meme-lovers, or anyone who’d rather emoji than write a poem.
🕹 Nostalgia Meets Affection:
The gaming throwback design appeals to anyone who grew up with consoles and sarcasm. This is their love language.
📏 Card Features:
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Design:
Cartoon character texting through an impending nuke — with the phrase “I’d always text you back” and retro game console layout. -
Sizes Available:
• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – compact and cute
• A5 – classic and display-worthy
• A4 – more space for a wild love letter -
Interior:
Blank – write something cringe, clever, or completely chaotic. -
Card Quality:
Premium cardstock with bold, crisp colors that feel as good as they look. -
Envelope Included:
Ready to mail, frame, or slide under their gaming keyboard.
🧠 Why They’ll Remember This One:
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It’s Hilarious – They’ll actually laugh.
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It’s Specific – Not some random supermarket fluff.
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It’s You – Because only you would pick something this cheeky and real.
💬 For Who?
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Your gamer boyfriend
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Your texting-obsessed girlfriend
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Your bestie who sends TikToks at 2am
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That person you’d FaceTime during a natural disaster
🛍 Order Now — Before the Internet Goes Down
Snag the “I’d Always Text You Back” card now and send some perfectly unserious love to your favorite human. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s weirdly wonderful.
📦 SHIPPING & RETURNS
Processing Time: 1–3 business days
UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
International: 7–14 business days (customs may delay delivery)
🔁 REFUND POLICY:
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Damage/Issues? Email within 7 days of receipt (include photos)
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Lost?
• UK: Contact us after 14 days
• International: Contact us after 30 days -
Returns accepted on non-personalized items within 14 days
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Buyer covers return postage unless item was damaged or incorrect
📧 Support: hello@keolix.com
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Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
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