Wild About Daddy Cool – Funny Dadcore Tote Bag

You're not ready for this level of dad energy.
And honestly? Neither is the world.

This tote bag is icon status for the man who reverse-parks like a king, tells the same three jokes on rotation, and still insists he’s “cool with the kids.”
Spoiler alert: he kinda is.

Introducing: the Daddy Cool Tote
It’s funny, it’s bold, and it features the most legendary penguin to ever grace a canvas bag—red sunnies, leather jacket, skateboard, and zero shame.

This isn’t a gift. It’s a lifestyle statement.

Perfect for:
– Father’s Day gifts that aren’t boring
– New dads who think babywearing = a fashion flex
– Your mate who just entered his dad era and needs a tote to match
– Anyone wild about their chaotic, funny, wildly loveable dad

🧊 The Tote Vibe?

It’s giving:
– BBQs in the rain with full confidence
– Dancing at weddings like no one’s watching (they are)
– Still thinks “pull my finger” is elite humour
– Also lowkey skater-core and very proud of his vinyl collection

Whether you’re filling it with snacks, nappies, craft beer, or tech gadgets—this tote’s here for the ride.

✨ Tote Features:
– 100% natural cotton canvas
– Ethically printed in the UK
– Approx. 38 x 42 cm (big enough for dad things)
– Strong long handles (perfect for dad shoulders)
– Lightweight but sturdy — just like him
– Reinforced stitching for maximum dad energy
– Machine washable (cold wash for best results)

Why we made this:
Because dads are funny. And weird. And oddly endearing.
And some of them skate. Or wore leather in the 80s. Or just really deserve a tote bag that matches their chaos energy.

Whether he’s a cool dad, a try-hard dad, or a new dad who panicked and bought an espresso machine—this is his vibe now.

🎁 Gifting tip:
Tuck this inside a card. Fill it with his favourite snacks. Write “you’re still cool (mostly)” on a Post-it and let this bag say the rest.
Bonus points if you wrap it with duct tape. Dad jokes are mandatory.

This tote says:
You’re legendary.
You’re loved.
You still got it, Daddy Cool.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Want more? We’ve got matching stickers, mugs, and cards that slap just as hard as this tote.

We’re bold. We’re sassy. We’re a bit chaotic.
Welcome to the club