You're Straight Up So Cash Money Tote Bag
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“You're Straight Up So Cash Money” Tote Bag – Corporate Chaos Meets Retro Swagger
Let’s cut the fluff.
This tote is giving: CEO energy with zero HR filter.
Featuring a retro-suited man mid-phone call, dramatically declaring “You’re straight up so cash money”—this bag is your portable mic drop. For office rebels, spreadsheet slayers, deal closers, and passive-aggressive gift givers.
This isn’t just a tote.
It’s a corporate mood board turned fashion statement.
And yeah, it's hella cash money.
🧳 Built to Carry Your Flex
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Tote Material: 100% Recycled Cotton
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Size: 40 x 38 cm (15.7 x 15 inches)
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Thickness: 130–135 gsm
That sweet spot where eco meets CEO. It's strong enough to hold your million-dollar ideas or your corner-shop snacks—because balance.
💸 Bold Design. Louder Message.
This isn’t “just a funny quote.” It’s a cultural moment. A lifestyle.
It’s the LinkedIn post that never got published.
It’s for those who wear sarcasm better than a tailored blazer and know that humour is a high-value asset.
Pair it with loafers, Docs, stilettos, or anxiety—it works with everything.
🎁 Perfect Gift for the Icon in Your Life
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Your mate who calls themselves “the talent” in group chats
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Your work bestie who replies to everything with “iconic.”
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Yourself (obviously) – because you ARE cash money.
🌱 Sustainably Savage
Made from 100% recycled cotton, this bag’s got a lower carbon footprint than your ex’s ego.
You’re making a statement and saving the planet—multitasking like a real boss.
🖤 Use It When You...
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Storm into meetings (or Aldi)
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Serve looks at brunch
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Need a bag that screams “I invoice for this energy”
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Want your accessories to match your sarcasm
📦 SHIPPING + SUPPORT
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Orders ship in 1–3 business days
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UK delivery: 2–5 business days
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International: 7–14 business days
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Support email: hello@keolix.com
Refunds? Replacements? Just email. We don’t ghost.
✨ Add to Cart, You Iconic Overachiever
This isn’t just a tote.
It’s a compliment. A meme. A vibe. A whole boardroom fantasy.
Click Add to Cart and carry your main character energy like it’s Q4 bonus season.
Because guess what?
You’re straight up so cash money.
💜 About KEOLIX
KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.
Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.
Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.
Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.
Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.
KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.
✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay quirky, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.
KEOLIX. BOLD. UNIQUE. YOURS.
SHOP NOW FOR EXCLUSIVE DESIGNS.
Shipping & Returns Information
We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:
- UK: 2-5 business days
- International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)
Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.
Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.
Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.
Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.
Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.
Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.
Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.
