You're a Fungi T-Shirt | Funny Mushroom Pun Tee

🍄 You’re a Fungi T-Shirt – Yes, We’re Talking to You

This tee is for the punny ones. The mushroom geeks. The woodland wanderers. The people who bring snacks to science club. If you’re the type to identify every shroom on a forest trail and laugh at your own jokes, then babe — you’re a FUNGI t-shirt. and this shirt is your official badge of honor.

Funny? ✅
Quirky? ✅
100% breathable cotton? ✅
Let’s get into it.

🌿 What Makes This Tee Spore-tacular?

✔ Pun-Lover Approved – The bold "You're a Fungi" text doesn’t just get laughs — it gets nods of respect from mushroom nerds and plant lovers alike. It’s witty, adorable, and science-approved.

✔ Instant Mood-Booster – Whether you're hitting a market, walking your dog, or sneaking snacks into a biology lecture, this tee is guaranteed to get a “that’s actually hilarious” from at least one stranger.

✔ Quirk Chic – You don’t need to scream “look at me” — this shirt does it for you, in the softest, most clever way possible. Pairs perfectly with jeans, overalls, or muddy boots from that spontaneous fungi-foraging trip you may or may not have planned.

👕 T-Shirt Specs:

• Material: 100% Gildan Heavy Cotton — because being a fungi doesn’t mean you settle for cheap polyester

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL — unisex fit, soft, roomy, and built to flatter

• Fabric Weight: White: 175gsm | Colours: 185gsm — thick enough to last, light enough to breathe

• Care: Machine washable. Don’t bleach it. Don’t iron the print. Treat it with the respect it deserves, like a rare truffle.

🎁 The T-shirt Gift That Grows On You

If you’ve got a friend who:

• Laughs too hard at biology jokes

• Drags you to fungi festivals

• Quotes mushroom facts unprompted at brunch

…then this is THE gift. Wrap it in kraft paper, tuck in a dried mushroom sticker, and boom — you just gave the best gift at the party.

🧇 Bonus Waffle Because We’re Mushy Like That

Let’s take a sec and get real.

You don’t just wear this shirt — you become it. You walk into rooms and people think, “Wow. Who’s that person who clearly enjoys forest walks, comfort tea, and puns?”
It’s you. You’re that person.

And if someone says, “Nice shirt,” you get to say:

“Thanks, I’m a fungi.”

Boom. Mic drop.

This is not just a tee. It’s a conversation starter. A community signal. A pun-fueled declaration of weirdness and joy. If serotonin had a fashion line, this would be the flagship piece.

📦 T-shirt Shipping & Returns

• Processing Time: 1–3 business days

• UK Delivery: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days (customs might slow it down, but mushrooms are patient)

🔁 Returns & Refunds

• Wrong size or issue? Email us within 7 days — include a pic — and we’ll sort it

• Returns? We accept them within 14 days of delivery (as long as it’s unworn and in its original packaging)

• Refunds: To the original payment method

• Lost packages: UK: 14 days | International: 30 days — we’ve got your back

📧 Questions? Contact us at: hello@keolix.com

🧠 Explore More from Keolix

This tee is just the beginning. We’ve got:

✔ Cute-as-hell mushroom cards
✔ Art prints that make walls happy
✔ Totes that say “I know I’m hot and eco-conscious”

From quirky to heartfelt, Keolix is the home of feel-good, bold design. Stick around. There’s a whole forest of weird, wonderful, pun-loving treasures waiting for you.

🛒 Add to cart now. Because honestly? You are a fungi.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.