You’ll Be Hearing from My Lawyer T-Shirt | Bold Sass Tee

⚖️ You Will Be Hearing from My Lawyer T-shirt

No threats. No raised voice. Just a polite, devastating “You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.”

This isn’t a tantrum — it’s a statement.
A sassy, subtle, completely iconic response to everything from betrayal to bad vibes.

The You Will Be Hearing from My Lawyer tee is your passive-aggressive armor — soft in fabric, sharp in message.

💬 The T-shirt Design

Set in a casual handwriting-style font, the phrase looks like it was ripped from a sticky note left on your nemesis’s desk.
It's giving:

• “I’m calm, but you’re cooked.”

• “This isn’t personal. It’s legal.”

• “I took that personally.”

Minimal but devastatingly effective.

💡 Why You’ll Love This T-shirt 

• Because sarcasm is your love language

• Because you settle things with words (and receipts)

• Because sometimes clothes do the best talking

This shirt isn’t for the quiet girls.
It’s for the ones who ghost and file paperwork.
Who smile sweetly… and press charges (emotionally, if not legally).

✨ Bonus Waffle (aka the Subtle Threat Layer)

Wearing this says:

“I’ve been hurt. I’ve healed. And I bill hourly now.”

This T-shirt is for:

• Breakup recovery brunch

• Passive-aggressive workwear Fridays

• Your next silent-but-deadly comeback moment

It’s giving main character energy… with a legal team.

🎁 Who This T-shirt is for:

• Your friend mid-divorce who’s thriving

• That one coworker who’s a corporate legend

• The petty queen who always wins

• Yourself, because let’s be real… you are the warning

👕 Product Details:

• Material: 100% cotton — soft, breathable, legally binding

• Fit: Gildan Heavy Cotton unisex sizing

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL

• Weight: 175gsm (white) | 185gsm (colours)

• Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Consult your legal team before folding.

📦 Shipping & Returns

Orders ship within 1–3 business days.

• UK: 2–5 business days

• International: 7–14 business days

Returns & Support:
Wrong tee? Damaged item? Email us within 7 days with a photo — we’ll replace it.
Changed your mind? Return within 14 days (non-personalized items only).
Need help? Email hello@keolix.com

🪐 Keolix Brand Block

At Keolix, we make apparel that claps back.
We’re talking big emotions, bigger energy, and the boldest damn T-shirts on the internet.

🖤 Feel something. Say something. Wear something that snaps
🖤 Our designs are equal parts fashion and emotional warfare
🖤 No one’s safe — not even your ex, boss, or that passive-aggressive barista

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

Not sure what to get? Check out our bestsellers — the people know what’s good.

Need layout inspiration or want to see what people are doing with their KEOLIX hauls? We’re always building aesthetic combos and real-life styling ideas here. Go get lost in it.

KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.

Shipping & Returns Information

We strive to process and ship all orders within 1-3 business days. Delivery times may vary depending on your location:

• UK: 2-5 business days
• International: 7-14 business days (please note that international orders may be subject to delays due to customs processing)

Tracking:
For orders with tracking, please utilize the tracking number provided in your shipping confirmation email to monitor the progress of your package.

Refund & Return Policy:
We prioritize customer satisfaction and aim to provide a seamless return and refund process. Please contact us if you encounter any issues or have questions.

Damaged or Incorrect Items:
If your item arrives damaged or you receive the incorrect item, kindly email us within 7 days of receipt with a photograph of the issue. We will promptly send a replacement or offer a refund.

Lost Packages:
For international shipping orders, we offer a replacement or refund within 30 days if the package is not received within the specified timeframe. For UK shipping orders, the deadline is 14 days. Please provide your order details and tracking number to initiate the return process.

Refunds:
Refunds can only be processed to the original payment method. In cases of delayed shipments, we will issue a refund once the item is returned to us.

Returns:
We accept returns on non-personalized items within 14 days of delivery. Please return the item in its original condition and packaging. The buyer is responsible for return shipping costs unless the item was damaged or incorrect.

Contact Us:
Do not hesitate to contact us if you have any inquiries or concerns. We are dedicated to providing exceptional customer service.